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Saturday, March 11, 2006

Cuddle Party My Ass

http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/211251p-181992c.html

He says people come - and return to - his cuddle parties because as adults they don't get their "Recommended Daily Allowance of Welcomed Touch."
After a session of cuddling and non-sexual affection, they feel good about themselves for the rest of the week, he says.


Try getting friends, or better yet, a spouse like adults have been doing since the beginning of time. If you are that desperate for human contact... that's probably because you're lonely because you've been filling your life with meaningless pursuits like career, material things, and yet another feather in the cap that is your resume.

We're communal animals, folks. People need people. How sad and pathetic is it to have to PAY to be hugged?

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2 Comments:

At 2:30 PM, Blogger michelle thinks I'm the coolest...

You could easily walk up to someone in the street and hug them for free!!

Honestly, I would feel so uncomfortable cuddling with a stranger!

 
At 5:47 PM, Blogger TooMuchCoffeeLady thinks I'm the coolest...

That's cuz you have social skills and from there, get the human interaction you need.

People should be learning these social skills, not seeking weird-ass venues such as these to get what they "need" while avoiding addressing a very basic deficiency.

 

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