Fight to the Death for Fluff

Give me a freakin break.

I don't know who is stupider, a school for serving a sandwich made of peanut butter and pure processed sugar, or the Senator who not only sends his son to a Boston public school and doesn't make the maid or the cook pack the child a lunch, but puts a dispute he has with them into legislation, or the Rep who's lobbying to make the Fluffernutter the Official Sandwich of Massachusetts.

Listen up, you liberal efftards: Yours is the only state in the country losing population, your highway system is a mess, your housing costs are out of control, job market's not great, your public schools suck, and you are home to the largest drug port on the East Coast. You all have more important things to worry about than sandwiches.

Like being stuck in Liberal Yuppieland because you can't find a job in Boston.