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Hating on: morons, self-righteous political extremists, the man-and-baby-hating strain of feminism, CraigsList, yuppies, careerists, white liberal guilt, people devoid of any sense of morals or personal responsbility, and other generally clueless and misguided types who continually piss me off.

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

More CL fun...

Honestly, WTF is wrong with people?

Let me rewrite your ad for you buddy:

Sexual predator (40-something, fat, balding, and mastrubates to anime porn) so desperate for female company that I'm willing to have a "kept woman"/live in concubine as a "guest". There is a gym in the building, make sure you use it. If you don't let me see you naked whenever I want, I will charge you money to live with me. A small fraction of what you would pay to live elsewhere in a luxury high-rise right on Broadway, but enough for me to get a couple hours with a hooker nonetheless.

$650 - Female Roommate Wanted - Your own bedroom in 2 1/2 Bedroom apartment
Reply to:
hous-175772826@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-06-26, 7:47PM EDT
Furnished bedroom available in spacious 2 1/2 bedroom apartment. Doorman, high floor, city and sunset views, sunny, etc. Washer, dryer and dishwasher in the apartment. The apartment has good heat, is quiet for sleeping, has good air-conditioning, high speed internet and a spare computer for the roommate's use. It's an elevator building and there is a health club in the building. I'm looking for a female roommate who will occasionally not wear clothes when I ask in exchange for free rent. No sex whatsoever required. Otherwise the rent is $650/month, everything included. Bleeker Street at Broadway google map yahoo map
this is in or around Bleeker Street and Broadway

For the record, any guy who states "female roommate only" (aka, 90% of the men looking for roommates on CL) is categorically some socially inept pervert with a few sex offenses under his belt. In fact, if you're a "female roommate only" guy, you should just SAY, "I am expecting someone to cook and clean for me, and give me NSA sex on demand." Hello, get a wife if that's so critical to your existence.

WHY would anyone in their right mind would respond to this ad?!



1 Comments:

At 7:46 PM, Blogger Complacent Chase thinks I'm the coolest...

Ha ha! Exactly! I often if women actually respond to these guys. If so...ugh!

 

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