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Thursday, July 06, 2006

A Public Service Announcement: To "that guy" in the gym...

I understand that, while it's not the primary purpose of the gym, it can also be a place to meet women. Especially if you happen to look really good while working out.

That is, unless you use the weight room as an opportunity to demonstrate how you might scream during $ex.

"OH BABY! OH YEAH! THAT'S IT!" followed by heavy breathing and screaming (a la Meg Ryan's org@sm in When Harry Met Sally), sounds not only borderline pornographic and definitely skeevy, but is way out of place in the gym.

Do you scream like that when you hit all green lights on the way to work? Find the movie you wanted in stock at Blockbuster? Score a free dessert in the office lunchroom? Then don't make us listen to that crap in a place of workout.

No matter how hot and buff you are, we women are laughing inside - at you, not with you.

2 Comments:

At 3:41 PM, Blogger HomeImprovementNinja thinks I'm the coolest...

I made my feelings on gym people known Here

 
At 4:53 PM, Blogger michelle thinks I'm the coolest...

I hate That Guy! I never had the problem at school or at my apartment's gym, but at work it was crazy! I understand it's hard work to pull 200 lbs of weight, but the sounds are so gross! I don't think they're trying to do it to turn women on, I honestly believe they are grunting because it's hard. However, I am glad that I never heard any of my direct coworkers groan like that! I could never look them in the face again!

 

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