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Thursday, August 10, 2006

Attention Terrorists

"100 years ago, you were living in tents in the desert, and in 100 years, you'll be back there again." - Suriana

And the reason that will happen is because this terrorism bullshit is making everyone hate you, your culture, and your faith. Pity too, cause many of the Arabs and Muslims I know, although they likely will never go down in history books, are top-notch human beings.

But then the vast majority of the world does not in a "diverse" metropolis, and does not have a circle of friends that (de facto) resembles a Bennetton ad. Just because I know that not all Arabs and Muslims are bad people, doesn't mean the whole world knows that. At all.

Here is what you fuckers are actually doing: Sure, you are making air travel a hassle and scaring the piss out of people now. BFD, so I'll be roadtripping instead of flying on my next vacation. The beach will be there next year, and the year after, and the year after, till the end of the world. But you are making people the world over hate people of your ethnic group and religion, and it will come back to bite you in the ass, sometime very soon.

You're pissed about Israel? I don't see any Jewish extremist groups trying to murder the whole world. As part of a growing international anti-Arab/Muslim sentiment, Palestinians and their cause will get less and less popular. People may start turning Zionist just to piss you off.

We all know how you get your money: oil. The world isn't just getting pissed about being anally raped at the gas pumps, even the biggest global warming skeptics are going to start buying hybrids and electric cars just to cut off you motherfuckers' revenue stream. Why line the pockets of your enemy so that they have more money to kill you?

Oh, and I understand this is your way of trying to force us all to convert to Islam? Uhh, don't think so, you're making it such that people around the world are viewing it on par with Satanism. Christian missionaries have at least learned to build hospitals, be civil, not be genocidal maniacs, and not be racist sexist assholes toward natives of the country that they're in; take a chapter out of their book.

And guess what? Asinine Western "political correctness" may have empowered Al-Quaeda's growth greatly, but there comes a point when people can have a funny way of putting their ability to not get killed over not hurting your feelings. And we're getting near that. Despite the "progressive" ideas perpetuated by those wacko liberals ("let's try to understand our attackers", etc), humans are at the core, humans, and can be very discriminatory. Student and work visas for Arabs may mysteriously dry up, setting your ethnic group behind the technology/education curve in coming generations.

So keep it up. In the long run, it's only your own people and your own cause that you are setting back.

PS - Can't say I've ever read the Koran, but I highly doubt it says anywhere in there that God is cool with you killing people, or just generally acting like sexist assholes either for that matter. And I doubt there are 72 virgins in all of Hell, where you will undoubtedly go. But maybe if you learned to follow the most basic post-Dark ages hygeine routines (such as showering more than once a decade), you wouldn't have to pound your camel's ass to get your rocks off in this world.

And fuck you.

PPS - If my parents are not back in the US and safe in the next 24 hours, I will make what you tried today look like child's play.



At 1:25 PM, Blogger Ibid thinks I'm the coolest...

Turns out that whole 72 virgin thing is a mistranslation. A more accurate translation would read "72 dates" as in the little, ugly fruit.

At 1:28 PM, Blogger Ibid thinks I'm the coolest...

Turns out that whole 72 virgin thing is a mistranslation. A more accurate translation would read "72 dates" as in the little, ugly fruit.

At 1:54 PM, Blogger TooMuchCoffeeLady thinks I'm the coolest...

BWAHAHAHA! Seriously? That's pretty funny. Imagine anticipating p00nt@ng and getting... dried fruit.

At 1:16 AM, Blogger john of ne thinks I'm the coolest...

Bloody wogs.

At 3:11 PM, Blogger MEL thinks I'm the coolest...

Only a small minority of Muslim scholars think that the correct translation is dates instead of virgins, and they have about a thousand years of differing opinion to deal with as well. Still, the whole 72 virgins concept is pretty absurd for a large number of reasons. One, where do they all come from? Second, as the “martyr” is dead and can’t get a STD, or worry about raising another man’s offspring, the only reason to desire a virgin is to ensure that she has never had and any sexual experience to compare to the martyr’s performance, thus showing sexual insecurity.
Hell, even in earthly life I prefer disease-free non-virgins as there are DNA tests to prove heritage and I prefer women who enjoy sex and are somewhat knowledgeable already.

At 6:23 PM, Blogger Chopin Girl thinks I'm the coolest...

Jeez, Coffee Lady. That's a way to tell 'em. Seriously, tho, dealing with counterterrorism issues on a daily basis sort of makes me sad b/c of the very things you said-- there are regular Arab/Muslim folks who just want the best for their children and just want to go grocery shopping just like everyone else in the world. It's really not fair that such a small percentage of the population has such a disproporate impact on the world.

I think that there's some merit in "understanding" the enemy, however, b/c, as a CT analyst, it allows us to at least predict what they want to strike and fill in the blanks. However, that's as far as it goes-- there is no reasoning with the "islamic facists" or jihadists. It's all or nothing with them. And it's the same thing with us.

At 3:05 AM, Blogger TooMuchCoffeeLady thinks I'm the coolest...

Kind of chicken and egg though, Chopin - from the cheap seats, it looks like it pretty much *has* to be all or nothing with us, because of the extreme stance our enemy is taking.

I just don't dig the people here in the US who are trying to sympathize/empathize with our attackers. Seems like they're in danger of just giving our country away to those assholes.

At 12:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous thinks I'm the coolest...

I never thought so many people would spend so much of life's precious time out here posting crap on the internet instead of being outdoors and enjoying life. Let's give a hand tyo all the whiners out there! My first, last and only post ever! Now to get my roomate to stop using my computer when I am gone to post this crap.

At 4:48 PM, Blogger TooMuchCoffeeLady thinks I'm the coolest...

Well, who would have known my lovely roommate would read my blog. You can take out your own damn trash from now on, if you still remember how. :-P


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