On My Home Planet

I have an opinion about everything, and here it is for the world to see.

Hating on: morons, self-righteous political extremists, the man-and-baby-hating strain of feminism, CraigsList, yuppies, careerists, white liberal guilt, people devoid of any sense of morals or personal responsbility, and other generally clueless and misguided types who continually piss me off.

Sunday, February 25, 2007

How to Prevent Global Warming...

Plan a brunch with Mad Asian Woman and a few of our other fabulous girlfriends.  Even if it was 60 and gorgeous the day before, the temperature is guaranteed to fall below freezing, and mass snowfall is guaranteed to ensue. 
 
Next Sunday, ladies... it's brunch at the North Pole.  11AM our time, sharp.  The trip will be a pain in the a$$, but I feel it's the only way to stop the ice caps from melting.